I think I'll do one more round of Q & A, then another comic page, then alternate from there.
Why doesn't he just wrap the apron around his waist? like a towel. It looks large enough.
@timefox: Ah, good question. The towel configuration would cover everything important, but I'm guessing Ryan would be worried about accidental slippage since the material doesn't "hold" as well as a real towel would. He could fold it up horizontally to strengthen the hold, but then it'd look like he's wearing a miniskirt, ha.
@AdmiralBetas: He could always use his hands to "hold" it.
@timefox: From personal experience, I can tell you that that just makes things trickier, lol. It's still quite possible for a material like the one the apron is made of to unravel if only one hand is used, particularly if you're as..."energetic" as Ryan is around Jay. Use two hands and you've got something, but then he'd be stuck in a weird pose. In both cases, his arms would eventually get tired, all the more quickly since Ryan has poor stamina. As usual, it's a no win situation for Ryan~
@AdmiralBetas: When Ryan will become Jay's "slutty kitchen wife"? :D